How to identify a sin...

It comes in a package like this:



Tin Roof Brownie Blizzard Cake from Dairy Queen........ delicious-o.

Beware what you hum....

I love to sing! I love to hum along with movies and commercials, and I have a habit of getting jingles stuck in my head and singing them all night long (Free Credit Report Dot Com is really bad!).

So, nearly every day, while I'm doing things before work, or killing time, I have A&E on TV. I don't always watch each one, but CSI: Miami comes on at 12, Crossing Jordan at 1 and 2, and then at 3, The Sopranos come on. Usually this is my signal to get up, get dressed if I'm not, put in my contacts and get ready for work.

So if you've never heard the theme song for Sopranos, here's how it goes..

You woke up this morning
Got yourself a gun,
Mama always said you’d be
The Chosen One.

But then the last thing I hear usually sticks in my head the worst. So you can imagine the stares I got from a few co-workers when I came in singing "got yourself a gun" LOL. But it was easily explained that it was the theme song and the last thing I heard on TV, hehe.

I hate when they change my TV line-ups. Not that I specifically liked the show that was on before Sopranos took its spot, but I like this one less, hehe.

How to build a Diaper Cake - Day Two

I've been lazy.... but Lishy's due date is approaching, I must get my butt moving!

Where were we...... oh yeah, a box of rolled and banded diapers!

Next steps:
Make the layers of the cake


Replace rubber bands with pretty ribbons

One for Perryn


One for Finn


Starting to look like a cake!


And then reality sets in...

Houston, we have a problem!


Another midnight Wal-Mart trip for me... and I think I know of a yummy way to cheat :D

How to build a Diaper Cake - Day One

Gather your basic pieces...

Lots of diapers!


One dis-assembled ball of rubber bands

Step One:

Separate the diapers and marvel at how little baby bottoms can be.


Roll them tightly and then make Lishy and Lesley die laughing by asking if I'm making them un-sterile or anything by handling them all. Lishy says they're just going to be pooped on, so umm... they're fine :)

But just out of curiousity...

In what language are they called couches???


Woohooooo! First twenty-something are done!


Yes, I made sure each one had two matching rubber bands, I'm anal like that some days!

And yes Oyster, I'm paying attention to something other than you

Even if you do keep me from stretching my legs out

or if you use my leg for a head rest!


Woohoo! The second bag is almost empty!


And this my darlings is what 80 rolled and rubber-banded newborn diapers in a box look like:


More to come later! My hands need a break.........

Google's April Fool's Day Joke!

I didn't miss it this year, LOL. This has got to be their joke this year, hehehe.

http://mail.google.com/mail/help/customtime/index.html