4 yr old cuteness

So it's been a long day of a 4yr old goofiness with my nephew. Here are the highlights :)

I changed clothes at the church and put on panty hose that were a dark brown. When Aiden saw me, he whispered to my aunt "What happened to her legs, they're black." So after the ceremony, my aunt had to show him that you could pull on the hose and see the color. His little fingers trying to grab my hose were very ticklish too, lol

After the ceremony, he went with my aunt, and then my sister-in-law and I went to run other errands. We met up with my aunt at Academy, and apparently my aunt had been talking, and ran into a concrete pole that was only about 2-3 feet tall. Aiden was very good at demonstrating how she ran into the pole, and was then running into us. To the un-knowing eye, it probably looked like he was humping the pole and our legs, LOL.

And then! We went to eat at a Mexican restaurant, and he was sitting beside me. I had the sleeves of my shirt pushed up, and Aiden spotted the mole that is on the inside of my elbow. He looked at me and says "what does this do? boink boink boink" and was pushing on my mole. I said, hey, that's not a button! and pulled down my sleeves, hehe.

I love kiddos... they're so darn cute.

There's being nice... and there's being retarded...

McDonald's late night is kind of retarded....

I've been wanting a shake lately and haven't been to get one. Now usually my problem is that when I order a shake they tell me the machine is down for cleaning, or when they're lazy "It's broke."

Tuesday night I decided I'd get a shake and then go across the street and put my check in the ATM to deposit it. It wasn't exactly my usual late night time so I thought I might get in before a shake was no longer possible. But when I got over there, I was the second in line to order, and it was taking forever. Then the guy in front of me took forever, and I finally gave up, no shake. So I drove around the building and there was back to back cars all the way to the second window. So I went across the road, did my deposit thing, then when I left the parking lot to head home, only one car had moved from the drive through.

So tonight, Wednesday night, I still wanted a shake, and there was NO ONE in the drive through. Woohoo, fast service... Not. Shake machine was working, but I decided I wanted a chicken sandwich too (ok, so I wanted more monopoly pieces). Paid at the first window, sat at the second window. Got my shake, sat some more. Started drinking my shake, car pulled up behind me. Guy behind me was revving his engine and being stupid. I put my truck in park and propped my head up. Finally got my food! I didn't order fries, but they stuck them in there anyway. Nice gesture for making me wait.

So I drive home, eating my fries as I go. Then I open up my sack. The box that my sandwich is in is indeed the "Southern Style Chicken Sandwich" and strangely they have stuck two boxes together and forced them to close together. (Sweet, two extra pieces!) But then I opened it..........

It's not my southern style goodness.... Sure it's the bun, the pickles and the requested addition of mayo, but it's not the right chicken. They have chosen instead to substitute not one, but two patties of the McChicken sandwich for my southern style all white meat chicken sandwich. Would have been nice to have told me! The dorks.... So now I'm having to eat the slightly peppery and extremely breaded McChicken instead of my fake Chik-fil-A sandwich that I love.

Seriously.... if you're out of the right chicken patty, just freakin tell me! Don't make up your own recipe! I'm still staring at this sandwhich, I haven't even eaten it. I took about three bites of one of the patties, but they're too peppery, I don't like them. And if you're gonna give me this sandwich, I'd rather have all the lettuce with it to cover up the pepper. Can I get a little COMMUNICATION???

Pains in the butt....

A message from your chair...

I know, I know.... let the misspelling things go.... But I'm just sharing a good chuckle!

Dr Scholl's Heating and Message mat $15.00

Dr Scholl's Message and Heating mat. You can lay on it or put it on your chair. It messages your upper back, lower back and Thigh area as well as deliver heat.

I wonder what my chair would say if it sent me a message??? hehehehe

The 401-Keg plan

You are now wise. You are about to learn the system of stock market investments.

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Lehman Brothers, you would have $1.65 left of the original $1,000.00. With Wellman, you would have less than $ .50 left. If you had purchased Aloha, Frontier, ATA, or Skybus Airlines, you would have nothing left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund, you would have $212.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. This is called the 401-Keg Plan

How many ways to spell dachshund?

I know I'm hung up on this spelling thing... but it's so amusing, LOL

Spellings for dachshund I've seen....

daschund
doxie (actually a nickname)
datson

I'm sure there were more, but that was just the last few daus
They're also known as weiner dogs and winnie dogs, hehehe

The reason for the SWAT team...

Christopher Jackson, 46, of 1924 S. 18th St. in Rogers was arrested Friday in connection with three felony counts of delivery of a controlled substance and possession of drug paraphernalia. Jackson was being held Saturday in the Benton County Jail in lieu of a $35,000 bond.

They brought a SWAT team out for that??? A little excessive, don't you think?

Just because ewe spell uh word write doesn't mean it's the rite won

Sorry, had to include this in the bad spelling awards....

yeard sail
I am haveing a yeard Sail Fri-Sat from 7am to 2pm there will be alot of little boys close and some little grils the boys stuff is newboren to6 9 moths my adress is *snip to protect the innocent* thank you

You're Welcome honey......

Funny misspellings

I don't intend to be rude and insulting, but some of the misspellings in this week's Freecycle/NWArkTrade ads just cracked me up, I had to share a good laugh.... Now keep in mind I've put stuff on Freecycle myself and I've given stuff that people have asked for, I'm not trying to be mean or kick someone in their time of need, but sometimes you just need a good laugh!

7. offered: spinish
i have lots of spinish. is there someone out there that likes spinish? if so please come get these cans. these are #10 cans which are the big cans that are about 3 qts to a gallon. you can take one or all. what ever you would like. i just want someone to use them. these are not out dated or anything. they are like 2011 so it is good spinish. it's just my kids will not eat them and i don't want to throw them away.
god bless everyone

Spinish? Is that like Spanish for spinach? And umm.... there are 4 quarts in a gallon. Bless you too sweety, but use spell check, and like, the shift key. You'd think if she has so much of the stuff she'd see on the can how to spell it!

14. Wanted some to do flower bed work update
The bed runs down the side of my garage it is approximately six foot by twelve it is full of grass that has been killed off. It has a crap murtle in the middle i want to keep there. (snip...)

I'm glad you like your crap murtle dear....

9. wanted tires 245/75/16
need desp. tires size our car was wreaked last friday so all we have now is our truck and it has a flat and no spare thanks and god bless

Your car smells and you need tires to fix it? *scratches head*