Funny misspellings

I don't intend to be rude and insulting, but some of the misspellings in this week's Freecycle/NWArkTrade ads just cracked me up, I had to share a good laugh.... Now keep in mind I've put stuff on Freecycle myself and I've given stuff that people have asked for, I'm not trying to be mean or kick someone in their time of need, but sometimes you just need a good laugh!

7. offered: spinish
i have lots of spinish. is there someone out there that likes spinish? if so please come get these cans. these are #10 cans which are the big cans that are about 3 qts to a gallon. you can take one or all. what ever you would like. i just want someone to use them. these are not out dated or anything. they are like 2011 so it is good spinish. it's just my kids will not eat them and i don't want to throw them away.
god bless everyone

Spinish? Is that like Spanish for spinach? And umm.... there are 4 quarts in a gallon. Bless you too sweety, but use spell check, and like, the shift key. You'd think if she has so much of the stuff she'd see on the can how to spell it!

14. Wanted some to do flower bed work update
The bed runs down the side of my garage it is approximately six foot by twelve it is full of grass that has been killed off. It has a crap murtle in the middle i want to keep there. (snip...)

I'm glad you like your crap murtle dear....

9. wanted tires 245/75/16
need desp. tires size our car was wreaked last friday so all we have now is our truck and it has a flat and no spare thanks and god bless

Your car smells and you need tires to fix it? *scratches head*