There's being nice... and there's being retarded...

McDonald's late night is kind of retarded....

I've been wanting a shake lately and haven't been to get one. Now usually my problem is that when I order a shake they tell me the machine is down for cleaning, or when they're lazy "It's broke."

Tuesday night I decided I'd get a shake and then go across the street and put my check in the ATM to deposit it. It wasn't exactly my usual late night time so I thought I might get in before a shake was no longer possible. But when I got over there, I was the second in line to order, and it was taking forever. Then the guy in front of me took forever, and I finally gave up, no shake. So I drove around the building and there was back to back cars all the way to the second window. So I went across the road, did my deposit thing, then when I left the parking lot to head home, only one car had moved from the drive through.

So tonight, Wednesday night, I still wanted a shake, and there was NO ONE in the drive through. Woohoo, fast service... Not. Shake machine was working, but I decided I wanted a chicken sandwich too (ok, so I wanted more monopoly pieces). Paid at the first window, sat at the second window. Got my shake, sat some more. Started drinking my shake, car pulled up behind me. Guy behind me was revving his engine and being stupid. I put my truck in park and propped my head up. Finally got my food! I didn't order fries, but they stuck them in there anyway. Nice gesture for making me wait.

So I drive home, eating my fries as I go. Then I open up my sack. The box that my sandwich is in is indeed the "Southern Style Chicken Sandwich" and strangely they have stuck two boxes together and forced them to close together. (Sweet, two extra pieces!) But then I opened it..........

It's not my southern style goodness.... Sure it's the bun, the pickles and the requested addition of mayo, but it's not the right chicken. They have chosen instead to substitute not one, but two patties of the McChicken sandwich for my southern style all white meat chicken sandwich. Would have been nice to have told me! The dorks.... So now I'm having to eat the slightly peppery and extremely breaded McChicken instead of my fake Chik-fil-A sandwich that I love.

Seriously.... if you're out of the right chicken patty, just freakin tell me! Don't make up your own recipe! I'm still staring at this sandwhich, I haven't even eaten it. I took about three bites of one of the patties, but they're too peppery, I don't like them. And if you're gonna give me this sandwich, I'd rather have all the lettuce with it to cover up the pepper. Can I get a little COMMUNICATION???

Pains in the butt....