Thursday Thirteen

I haven't done one of these in who knows how long, so I'm not putting a number on it anymore, hehehe.


Thursday Thirteen - 13 places I want to visit in the next ten years!
I think I've done this before, but I wanted to remind myself, lol.

1. Niagara Falls
2. Grand Canyon
3. Florida Keys
4. Neuschwanstein Castle
5. Nashville, TN (Grand Ole Opry)
6. Hawaii
7. Alaska
8. New York City (David Letterman Show)
9. Bahamas/Cancun/Jamaica
10. Montreat, NC and also the Biltmore Mansion
11. Colorado and Wyoming again!
12. Scotland (and London, England again)
13. tba... gotta get ready for work :)

Oh the brilliance of some people...

I'll set the scene for you....

Time: 2:00am
Place: Deserted Kum & Go gas station
Witnesses: No one, my vehicle is the only one there
Situation: No receipt, display says "Printer jammed"

I walked into the store and asked the guy for a receipt since it says the printer is jammed. He looks up and says ok, and then tells me I need to go to the other register. Ok, fine, it's like a whole 6 steps away, and mind you, this is the register closer to the door.

He asks me which pump, so I said, I don't know I didn't look. HE TURNS AND LOOKS OUTSIDE! And proceeds to ask me which vehicle is mine? I turn and look outside, look at him and then look outside again. "The truck" and do you know what he did? He turns and looks again and says "The red one?" For lack of something better to say I said "I think so" and then he proceeds to start with one and count all the way to nine while pointing with his finger!!

OK, so I have a poll...

Was he....?

A. Bored off his ass and picking on me?
B. Brand new and nervous about having his first job?
C. A few fries short of a happy meal?

Don't bother voting anything other than C...
:)

Thanks for reading, glad to entertain!
(Hey, at least he didn't have to spell anything, right?)

Tacky, yet amusing

In honor of the OctoMom Denny's has a new breakfast meal: The OctoSlam - You get 14 eggs, no sausage and the guy next to you pays the bill.

Seriously..........

FREAKIN LEARN TO SPELL AND NOT USE YOUR CAPS LOCK! If you're gonna offer something, at least freakin look up how to spell it. Especially when you decide to spell curse words instead. Some people just aren't that smart... And as far as mange goes, it's caused by mites, not stress... I can't even find what type of mange they supposedly have, Google can't figure out how to spell it correctly.

7. OFFERED SHIT ZUE PUPPIES
Date: Mon Mar 9, 2009 12:47 am ((PDT))

I HAVE A BOY AND A GIRL SHIT ZUE THEY ARE BROTHER AND SISTER BUT DONT HAVE TO STAY TOGETHER. BUT BEFORE YOU JUST TAKE THEM THEY ARE SPECAIL NEEDS THEY HAVE DAPITIC MAINGE. IT IS WHERE IF THEY GET STRESSED OUT THEY WILL LOOSE THERE HAIR ITS NOT CONTAIGOUS. ITS COMES AND GO BUT THEY WILL ALWAYS HAVE IT. THEY WE ALL CLEARED UP UNTIL WE TRIED TO GIVE THEM A HAIR CUT AND THEY FREAKED OUT AND ALL THERE HAIR FELL OUT ON THE FACE. THEY WERE BORN 7-16-2008. THE MEDICINE IS ABOUT 10.00 A YEAR.

On a side note.... drink much???

2. offered: wesley, elkins area: one gallon empty wine bottles
Sun Mar 8, 2009 9:27 am (PDT)
I have lots of these,.probably close to 100 maybe more. I need them gone as soon as possible, if anyone is interested give Me a shout.