I'll set the scene for you....
Time: 2:00am
Place: Deserted Kum & Go gas station
Witnesses: No one, my vehicle is the only one there
Situation: No receipt, display says "Printer jammed"
I walked into the store and asked the guy for a receipt since it says the printer is jammed. He looks up and says ok, and then tells me I need to go to the other register. Ok, fine, it's like a whole 6 steps away, and mind you, this is the register closer to the door.
He asks me which pump, so I said, I don't know I didn't look. HE TURNS AND LOOKS OUTSIDE! And proceeds to ask me which vehicle is mine? I turn and look outside, look at him and then look outside again. "The truck" and do you know what he did? He turns and looks again and says "The red one?" For lack of something better to say I said "I think so" and then he proceeds to start with one and count all the way to nine while pointing with his finger!!
OK, so I have a poll...
Was he....?
A. Bored off his ass and picking on me?
B. Brand new and nervous about having his first job?
C. A few fries short of a happy meal?
Don't bother voting anything other than C...
:)
Thanks for reading, glad to entertain!
(Hey, at least he didn't have to spell anything, right?)
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I submit for your approval another option. The dude had been smokin' something other than the cigs he sells...
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