The story of my life: As told by Google

I'm bored, waiting for the 2am credit reset to hit on Scratch & Win on facebook, LOL. I'm searching random things in Google. I think there's a name for this, but I can't remember it. This started out innocently, but got really funny..... keep reading :)


1. Jennifer wore: an ivory, raw silk Maggie Sottero strapless gown
WOOT! I'm getting married!

2. Jennifer broke: up her OWN marriage
DAMN! that didn't last long... This game sucks

3. Jennifer saved: all of her grandmother's recipes when she passed away
Was trying to save my marriage, but recipes are awesome too! Now if I could only find her coffee cake recipe, maybe I could win my man back via his stomach, hehe.

4. Jennifer fixed: her teeth
You tattle-tale, you're not supposed to broadcast that on the web. Was hoping to fix my marriage.... maybe he didn't like my smile?

5. Jennifer worked: on family ties
Well... that's kind of like fixing my marriage, but actually refers to the tv show, hehehe.

6. Jennifer rekindled: her romance with John in October
Apparently my husband's name is John? Let's see if we can find out his last name.

7. Jennifer changed: Her Legal Name To A Dot Com
Looks like I'm also legally insane...

8. Jennifer checked: in a Long Island hospital last month and was preparing to give birth
Wait... now I'm giving birth? I thought I just broke up my marriage??

9. Jennifer worried: that Kevin was too aggressive
Unless Kevin is the name of my child, I guess that's how I broke up my marriage

10. Jennifer pleased: by students' response
And now I'm a teacher?

11. Jennifer ate: ("Jennifer Ate" is a porn star, so this entry will not be posted)

12. Jennifer logged: over 100 hours of studio time, collaborated with countless other musicians, songwriters
I'm in show business now? I hope I'm in Cats!

13. Jennifer thinks: Brangelina Are "Totally a Joke"
Well yeah, but they're not as stupid as some people are...

14. Jennifer baked: a cake and John helped to decorate it.
whew.... we're still married!

15. Jennifer watched: her man perform
*no comment*

16. Jennifer blushed: “Oh, umm…” “She’s a naughty school girl,”
*still no comment*

17. Jennifer forgave: him. The friend said: "He told her he was sorry and he felt bad
Wait, I thought *I* was the one that broke up the marriage?

18. Jennifer supported: top level executives at companies including Thermo Electron Corporation, Lycos and Monsanto.
Damn, I'm important! Maybe that's why John doesn't want to end our marriage :) I guess teaching and broadway were just on my way up.

19. Jennifer enjoyed: learning about the famous Japanese haiku poet Basho
Well, I guess tastes change when you're smart, famous, and rich?

20. Jennifer slept: here
On that note, good night :)